来来来~~
好久没有来"发挥"我的文法有多"棒"了 xD
所以今天就要来一篇网志
那就是关于<<男人不坏女人不爱>>的道理是真还是假的
根据我的看法
我觉得那是错误的
为什么呢??
来来, 今天本小姐我就要给你们边看边读了
好勒?? =PP
坏男人基本上都是干那几样事情才会被封为坏男人的
那就是,爱喝酒,抽烟,赌博,吸毒, 打架, 花心
这是最最最基本, 而且是我所知道的
还有的读者们都应该知道吧?? =P
好, 来, 我来为大家一个一个说明下
爱喝酒的男人,
身为女生的我可以很确定的告诉你们男人
要是你们爱喝酒, 你们绝对....
出局!!!! Out!! =P
这是事实嘛
哪有女人爱男人身上有酒味的??
狐臭味都不能忍了, 还说酒味? xP
你嘛帮帮忙 xD
你看看~~ 喝了酒的男人~
有几种词语可以形容 xD
笨,傻, 白痴, 懵懵懂懂, 胡乱来, 色
在我继续下去之前
我还是赶紧停止我的形容词吧
[[ 不然本小姐是会咬人的=P ]]
男人嘛! 就像电视剧里演得一样
喝了酒之后呢, 就会胡言乱语
如果一不小心碰上女生
那这位女生将会是他的"猎物"
男生有些会故意借酒装疯卖傻
乱吃豆腐, 有些还伸出咸猪手呢!
在严重一些的嘛
嘿嘿, 相信不用我说
各位也很清楚, 对吧?? =P
抽烟的男人,
我都说了, 女生讨厌臭味
你的狐臭味还没解决就跟我谈酒味、臭味
你绝对是被拒绝的那个xDD
他真的很帅 @@
不过他一定有狐臭味! XDDD
开玩笑啦
但是女人们， 要是你说因为他这个样子很帅
而选择了接受的话
你们，就真的完蛋了
不只是因为臭味
而且，你们的健康也会大有问题
他们抽烟会得肺癌
你们吸进的是二手烟
也算是抽烟了
而且呼出来的烟
更加毒哦!!!
你们吸进去不只肺癌， 还会有鼻癌呢!!
所以， 不想早点死的小姐们
不要受到他的诱惑!!! XD
接下来， 赌博的男人
拜托你们去洗脑
如果只是兴趣， 玩玩两把
你们玩下玩下， 你们的整副身家都会被你们“玩”进去
如果说只是过年过节玩玩而已
那还可以
看起来很专业是吧??
除非你是有钱人， 亿万富翁
不对， 就算是亿万富翁
你们也一定迟早会赌到破产的
因为你们不是我老公
周润发!!!
他是在演戏，你们别以为戏里演的是真的
我告诉你，要是有一天你男朋友告诉你他赢了一百万
他就可以在明天告诉你你们负债一千万
因为他“相信”他自己既然昨天“运气”很好
那今天的“运气”也会找住他
男人嘛!
都是头脑简单四肢发达的动物
不是吗?? =P
再接下来， 吸毒
吸毒的男人都不是好东西
因为要是他们上瘾了
他们愿意为了吸毒做任何事情
包括把你给杀掉
毒这种东西， 不好玩
但是偏偏有些傻男人、傻女人就很爱玩
要是男朋友吸毒，
我劝你还是趁早放手吧
找个更好的读书仔不是更好? =P
打架的男人， 别说他帅
要是你因为看见他打架很帅
那你也要小心他把你当沙包来“耍帅”
男人打架， 不好
在我看来打架的男人都是不好的 XD
除非他们跟我一样， 是练跆拳道的
那你可以放心去爱~ XD
因为他们都“很温柔”
而且可以保护你哦!! =P
打架的男人啊，说话粗俗，走路也带“风”
不要说他什么不好
要是你带这么一个男人回家给你爸妈看
他们一定以为你是不是被他强奸
或者是被他威胁
一定会担心的嘛！
你会想要你们的父母担心吗？
不会嘛！ 对不对？
所以， 不要乱选哦 ;)
好，现在来看最后一样
花心的男人
Aiyerr~~~
女人们，千万别像这浑小子身旁的那两位美女那样
你们的眼睛不可以粘到大便不要去清哦 xD
一定要擦亮你们的双眸来看看这个世界
看看男人们， 用你们的眼睛， 你们的心去选择男人
其实要是我不用这些原因来说服你们
我用一个原因就足以说服你们了 =)
那就是，
各位读者们， 你们试想
要是你们要带以上各位男人回家
说“妈， 他是我的男朋友”
你们的妈妈很可能会被你们吓到进医院哦
好啦， 不是你们
要是你们以后有了女儿
他们带了那些男人回家
并且告诉你， “妈，她是我男朋友”
你能想象未来你们家是怎么样的吗？？
我来带给大家画面 XD
爱喝酒的：
你： 女婿啊， 来帮帮我好不好？
男： 呃！我头... 呃! 唉！ ＊碰＊
Bibuubiibbuuubiiibuu~~~ XDD
抽烟的：
你：女婿啊，来帮帮我好不好啊？
男：好啊， 呼， 要干吗呢？
你：咳咳， 先送我到医院去。 ＊碰＊
Bibuubiibbuuubiiibuu~~~ XDD
赌博的：
你： 女婿啊，来帮帮我好不好啊？
男： 妈， 我们先来赌一把， 要是你赢了我就帮你， 要是你输了就不必。
你： 算了，我自己来。 ＊汗＊
这个不用救护车，
但是你迟些应该会破产 XD
吸毒的：
你： 女婿啊，来帮帮我好不好啊？
男： 妈， 你先给我些钱去买毒好不好？
你： 就别吸了吧！
男： 你.. 你说什么？？ 看刀！
你： 啊~~~~~!!!!
Bibuubiibbuuubiiibuu~~~ XDD
[[ 你还很可能会被宣布救不回来呢=P ]]
打架的：
你： 女婿啊，来帮帮我好不好啊？
男： 你说什么！ 你竟然叫“岭北”帮你！
你： 不必不必~~ 赫赫~~ *汗*
男： 嗯...
迟些你很可能会被送去精神病院 XD
因为惊吓过度 XDDD
花心的：
你： 女婿啊，来帮帮我好不好啊？
男： 等等啊， 我的美女， 我先把房里的玛丽叫来帮你洗菜， 厅里的咪咪帮你收房子，
那你就跟我进房里去吧，啊？＊含情脉脉的看着你＊
你： 送我去医院 ＊ 流鼻血 ＊
你不止会被送进医院
要是你女婿他帅的话很可能会变成你老公了 XDD
好啦， 我所写的都是纯属个人意见
要是有伤到你的话，
那我再次向你们郑重的抱歉 x)
但是还是奉劝各位
别把自己的妈妈给搞疯了哦 XD
Hey guys!
It's Chewie rant time again! *ding ding*
LOL! Haven't been ranting on something since the last rants..
Well, since that I had rant on crazy guys~
Now, I will rant about crazy girls,
Which were called biatches =P
I've met some only though,
But, I will write on some girls who I don't know..
Only base on Facebook and all sorts of social website =)
First one, geee...
I met her in a "place"~ =P
[[ Can't tell too much, or else you'll know who is it~ Some of you~ =P]]
And, at first, I didn't know that she was quite a biatch,
So, she's my friend.. =/
And I even taught her English, which she's weak in~ =P
And now, I consider her as a biatch cause...
She just spill someone's secret to other people,
When that innocent girl did something,
Which make her go mad~
She says that that girl's mom is a small wife [[ 小老婆 ]]
But, I think her mom isn't~
Cause, impossible mahh~ =="
And she's very ba po [[八婆]] de~~
Likes to create rumors which aren't real...
And all sorts of stuffs!
She even did something bad to me,
After that, call me names bahh ==
I didn't even do anything~
Well, what comes around goes around =P
The second biatch is studying in my friend's school..
I don't know her, well, I'll just write out anything I know =P
She's a, well, slut =X
I don't really mean to say that but..
Ehh, do you girls take pictures,
Instead of the face, you took somewhere else like,
For example, your boobs?!
LOL! And wear only singlets, take pictures..
Ehh, Ah girl ah, Take care..
You might catch a cold or even worst,
GET RAPPED BY A RAPIST ><
Btw, if a girls boobs are big,
I don't blame them lar, they're born like that what..
Impossible ask them cut off mah xD
But!! If a girls boobs are small,
And!!! That girl keep on taking pictures while their kek-ing their boobs big,
Well, they suck.. ==
Small, small lar! What for tell the whole world yours is big? ==
Third one, she's kind of a playgirl..
I think lar~ I don't know how she really is..
But , to me, she's just a playgirl =X
She plays my friend, broke up with him,
Say what she know that he doesn't love him,
And blah blah blah~~
But then, a day after, [[Or more lar ]]
She got a boyfriend again ==
A guy per month! ==.
Or maybe lesser ><
But she really look cute lar =X
But then hor, some guys tell me that her picture should add in a word..
The word is " Bitch " or "Prostitute" O.o
OMG right? OMG, yea, OMG ><
Well, fourth one's a real biatch..
Why'd I say that? Well, she's a double-faced slut..
She'd tell us everything nice when we're strong, and nobody's afraid of us..
But, after we weren't that strong,
She'd just leave you and even call you names and etc..
She even steal stuffs..
Well, to me, No. 1 biatch and her are like..
Biatch clan xD
Don't know how to describe lar ><
She steals, she snatch bf's, she mocks, she call names..
And!! Her result's are like **** ><
True what! I think she fail everything if her friends didn't give her answers =X
Well, I have no more biatch to talk about xD
So, I guess I'll just stop here k?
Bye!!
P.S : Stop being biatches, you biatches! xD
Aww~ I've been wanting to rant about something..
This is also my first time!! =DD
So, Here goes!
I'm going to rant about crazy guys..
What do I mean like, crazy guys?
Guys who just love to lock their girls ..
Don't let them have any freedoms..
Or even Guys who just leave their ex's..
And immediately find a new girl..
Just to make himself happy again..
And ect lah! Too much what =P
So, I knew few guys with these characteristics =P
So, The first guy we're going to talk about is..
Mr. A ~~
( Since they're still alive, I better use unknown to represent their surnames =P )
Mr A, I met him at about..
Few years ago..
Through school =P
He's my best friend, my friends ex XD
This is complicated huh? =P
Anyways!
He's a bit crazy to me cause..
He's been chasing my friend, Miss B XD
And she actually wanted to be with him..
But, his crazy characteristic just come out!
Just like before XD
He get crazy when Miss B talk, play to guys..
And also when we are to close to her..
And even when we play and tease her!
Walau!!XD
His crazy,
Is when he gets mad...
I mean like, REAL MAD!!!
We will get angry or might even get scared when his face turns black ><
So, last time when he got mad..
Me and my friends can still calm him down..
But now, no way! XD
So, this is one of the Crazy Guys =P
Next!!!
I met this guy few years ago too..
He's also a crazy guy, named Mr B~
He like to force me to eat something that I dont like..
Or even do something I hate it real much!!
All my best friends knew who this guy is XD
I guess..
If dunno, you guys are dead =P
So this guy..
Is kinda crazy..
But he manage to have a girlfriend now eh!
Congrats lar!
That means he change already XD
Last time..
He, like me mahh..
So, we went to the canteen..
I told him I was full..
But he insisted to buy me a curry bun..
I told him I dont want..
But, he care meh? XD
So, I ate few bites..
And throw it XD
He dunno lar =X
Cause I will get sore throat, I know it!
And I really got it the next day XD
And he wants to hold my hand..
And I was like, Oh my gawd!
Save me!!! So I keep on stare at him..
And hit him XD
On his hand nia lar XD
And, I block him on my phone~
When I returned to class...
I remembered something funny! XD
Me and my friends keep on scolding him!! XDDDD
HAhahahahahahahaha!!
Nextt! XD
I met this guy last year, Mr C~
He's not handsome, but , a little cute..
The first time I saw him..
I would say, he look like an anime XD
Naruto, you guys know right??
He had golden hair, he's short..
Just like Naruto XD
But now he quite kanasai lar XD
=X Oopsie doodles!
Ohh! Forgot to tell you..
Even he's not handsome..
Girls kinda fight over her ehh~ XD
Not like real fight lar..
Aiya, tell you a story then you'll know..
At first, he met my friend..
My friend said that he was cute..
Friend A told Friend B she love her..
And Friend B said that she love her too..
So Friend A confessed, Friend B secretly confessed.. XD
Friend A dated with him..
And Mr C thought that Friend B was just joking around..
Which hurt her deep..
And few days, or few weeks..
Miss B fell in love with him too!
And Mr C dated her too!
Then, Miss B told Friend B about it..
And Friend B secretly told Friend A about it after a long time..
So, Friend A and Friend B actually argued a little..
And then, they let it be..
Btw, at this time..
They found out actually Mr C had a girlfriend before Friend A~ O.O
Few days later..
Friend B and Mr C secretly dated..
And, Friend A and Miss B found out about it..
And they 3 argued..
That day was Friend A's birthday XD
I was helping Friend A and Miss B,
Acting with them XD
So, later on..
Friend B broke up with him..
Then, Friend A..
Lastly, Miss B~
The End XD
What do you think about him??
Well, he tried to date me last month too! XD
Crazy! Real crazy!
And also, he loves to control girls he like..
Like go out everywhere with him..
Cannot chat with other guys..
Cannot play with other guys..
And ect ect ect XD
Sheesh eh!?
Friend A, Friend B, Miss B told me to play around with him..
Well, I played with him..
BUT WE DIDN'T On lar! XD
Cause I give up..
And oso, Im quite lazy XD
So, lets move on! =P
I met this guy, Mr D,
After the incident of Mr C and Friend A, B, Miss B..
So, Friend A, B dated him too! XD
And they always complain about him..
They say that he don't want them to talk to boys..
Play with boys..
And even ask boys something..
Kesiannya XD
So, nothing to talk about him..
Lets move on! XD
I met this guy, Mr E,
He chase Miss B lehh..
So , I know him..
If not, I really don't know who he is XD
So, he like to control Miss B's life..
Like, cannot ignore him and ect..
I don't really know things about him lar..
But, I know that he is really irritating! =X
So, this is the end of this post..
Hope that I can rant more about other things next time!
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