Monday, April 19, 2010

十二星座女狐狸精排行榜

第一名:天蠍座, 最能勾人魂的“狐狸精”非天蠍座莫屬了
 天蠍座,一個強烈,深情,矛盾,特別的集合體。天蠍妹妹性格並不纏綿,卻讓人有過目難忘的本事,對男生放電的技藝幾乎 天生就會,而且往往殺人於無形。對天蠍MM而言,天生具備當狐狸精的必殺絕技:妖。天蠍狐狸通常都很妖,雖然身材不見得骨感,但是卻具備足以激發性感的言 行舉止,極其活躍,具有強烈的挑釁性和誘惑力,誰沾上誰就死路一條。所以對於喜歡的男生,她們就自然能使出花樣百出的“狐媚”本領,哄得人暈頭轉向不辨西 東,所以最能勾人魂的“狐狸精”非天蠍座莫屬了。
 
第二名:雙魚座, 雙魚座確實盛產“狐狸精”
 雙魚座確實盛產“狐狸精”,他們的狐媚功夫並不是善於耍手腕,而是來自於柔弱的天然屏障。天生一副楚楚可憐,總是散發 出一種無依感,讓男生情不自禁想要保護的雙魚,有時淚眼,有時笑魘,雙魚座把持的狐狸精秘笈正是“媚”。當一個千嬌百媚、小鳥依人的女人用眼神、笑容、淚 水、語言、性的利箭向一個男人發射過來的時候,這時候,不管多麼剛硬的男人,都可能像嚴重風化的山體一樣顫顫巍巍的,隨時可能坍塌成泥末。所以,如果說天 蠍是進攻型的狐狸精,那麼雙魚就是以守為攻型的狐狸精,雙魚座溫柔敏感,天生多情,總是能化主動為被動,表面上看起來彷彿處處都受制於人,其實心理早有自 己的籌謀要是被雙魚愛上的男人,往往最後總是被她不動聲色“狐媚”到手還不自知,以為是自己把她騙上了賊船。
 
第三名:双子座
  双子在排行榜中的表现也总是很出色,属于非常有异性缘的一类MM。他们聪颖,多情,善变又新潮。在双子女眼中,感情是一种缘分,而且兴趣多变的 她清楚自己感情上的变化多端。她们总是认为享受当下感受恋爱是最重要的一件事,而且双子女对自己的魅力是非常有自信的,因此她不会放过任何缘分机会。而且 双子座特别钟爱这个证明自己超凡魅力的过程,因为她们特别喜欢看见被放电的对象神魂颠倒的样子,所以双子女基本上是非常盛产狐狸精的星座了哦!

第四名:天秤座
  天秤女属于那种很会谈恋爱的女生,她会让很久没有谈恋爱的男人有一种再度回到青少年时期的快乐的感觉,光是这一点就会把男人迷的晕头转向,另外 天秤女也很懂得委屈求全,以退为进之道,用楚楚可怜的态度让男人心生怜惜,甚至可以买礼物请另一半带回去给对方,非常贴心,完全知道男人要的是什么,所以 男人不被她们迷住才怪呢。

第五名:处女座
  处女座排在天秤座之后是意料中事,因为这前后的两个星座在对美的执着和追求上是颇有共同点的。而狐狸精首要的条件就是要是美的,就算不美,也要 能够勾引人的姿态和手段。处女座虽然通常情况下,完全是个循规蹈矩的贤妻良母,且巨细靡遗,让人觉得是个优秀的管家婆。但是别忘处女座还有很闷骚的一面, 骨子里的风骚还是常常不小心会露出行藏,往往偷偷骚包一回就套到了满钵满盆,所以千万不要小看处女座的本事哦。

第六名:射手座
  射手座颇有男人缘,因为她们喜欢跟男生相处,她们在女生堆里可能不太受到欢迎,因为她们的个性太过自我,但是在男人堆里,却往往有让男人瞬间倾 倒的本事。因为射手座通常外貌美丽,心机单纯,加之性格奔放,天生的狐媚几乎让男人无可招架嘛,虽然射手座性格大而化之,但是就是很懂得勾引住男人哦!

第七名:水瓶座
 水瓶座女生一向認為感情是自由的,緣分不可強求,所以對自己心儀的對象,基本上會主動出擊,而不管其他。而她們的狐狸 精必殺武器是機智,她們頭腦聰慧,理智且善於利用各種時勢,加上她們一般都很聰穎好學,所以男生往往會覺得她們善解人意,聰慧可人,所以啊,水瓶座的女生 們也是蠻有狐媚天分的星座呢。
 
第八名:摩羯座
  摩羯座要是有狐狸精的话,那一般都来自于后天的训练,因为摩羯本身是个并不太懂得卖弄风情的星座,但是一旦她们确立目标,她们却会变得非常专 业,因为对她们而言目标至关重要,只要能达成无论是成为欧把桑或狐狸精都不重要,而是怎么样有计划有步骤达到自己的目的。所以摩羯座可以通过后天的学习把 自己塑造成狐狸精,虽然天生缺少狐媚,奈何天资聪颖,所以还是很有点有模有样,只是不论怎样后天***,总比不上浑然天成。

第九名:狮子座
  狮子座的魅力跟狐媚的关系不大,她们的魅力来自于高傲和无比自信,她们取悦别人的方式似乎是先取悦自己,但是狮子座对自己想要得到的东西还是非 常上心,到细腻入微的程度,连最微小的细节她也会得关注,就是这样,一边是抑扬顿挫统揽大局,一边是细致入微掌控对方,所以,狮子座说狐媚是排不上号,但 是还是颇有留住男人心的手段的。

第十名:白羊座
 白羊妹妹不太懂得當狐狸精的訣竅。她們通常是任性的隨性的,她們對愛情和愛人都很投入,卻不懂得攻心術,只因她們總是太以自我為中心,缺少了將心比心的本事,所以,狐狸精的段數級別怎麼都高不上去了,只好區居倒數了。
 
第十一名:巨蟹座
  巨蟹妹妹其实是深谙狐媚之道,但是个性的拘谨,还是抑止了她们的天分展露。所以在卖弄风情这方面,怎么样还是略逊一筹,巨蟹妹妹唯一可以依仗的 武器就是温柔和忧愁,正是这两点,让她们在死心塌地对待一个人的时候可以绝对胜算,不过要当“万人迷”的狐狸精,也就不太有能力胜任了。

第十二名:金牛座
  金牛座天性里就是太过固执,固执的个性,是没有办法将“柔弱如水”的狐媚本领领略透彻,在对待男人的方法上,总是很难两头兼顾,所以,虽然心如 磐石般死心塌地,却不具备八爪鱼般千娇百媚的绕止柔功,多少金牛座的贤妻良母就此败下阵来,也是给金牛的一个提醒,重新学会以柔克刚之术,其实蛮有必要。

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

嘉又来了_Jia Has Come Again

Well today..
During our Science class...
We were just during our own things~~

I was sms-ing wif my fren using my fren's hp..
Joo was reading novel...
Jia and Fei was acting and fooling around..
Natasha was copying Phelan's work..
Phelan and Calvin was trying to get Phelans's trousers back..
[ Dont ask ]

Then suddenly..
The teacher came and hit Jia wif a ruler...
Jia was like " Ouch "~
The teacher scolded her..
Jia was too angry that she cant exhale and inhale properly again...


When Jia is suffering..
I try to comfort her..
But the teacher scolded me!!~~
WTF!!


After a while..
Teacher's face was pale and she ask 4 forgiveness from Jia..


By tat time..
Joo ran to the canteen to get a plastic bag..
I cover her mouth and nose with my hand..
While the others massage her and comfort her..


The plastic bag was too big..
So the effect was slow..
And I was soo kin tio~~ ><
So we brought her in the science teacher's staffroom..
To let her rest..

Finally!!!
She calmed down a bit~~
Then Yap, Sha and I "protect" her downstairs..


When her brother saw this..
He came and ask everything~
When he asked about it..
Jia cried again~~ ><"


But thank god~~~
She wasnt suffering again...


Well guys~~
We have to bring a small clean plastic bag for Jia~~

THIS IS A MUST!!!

关于嘉_About Jia

What I meant about this post..
I think students and friends from class 3Fikrah~
Will know what had happened~ 

It all started when its the 6th period~
Art class~~
I sat with Hadi -- The Indon boy~
Fooling around~ Joking around~
Then, Jia joined~ =)


After a while~
Fei joined us too~~
And Hadi talk about Orang Utan's~
And we laughed~
He even say things about Orang Liar~~
We Laugh even more~
Cause I said tat he was one of them~
LOL!!


After that...
The bell ranged~
And I ran out to send a letter with Joo to Shanice~

After I came back~
I saw them laughing~
Especially Jia~
So i asked what happened~
And Fei just act like an Orang Utan~
It was real funny~
So we laughed..


While nobody noticed Jia..
She laughed until very awkward..
Then I observed her..
And I found out her..
Cant breathe!!~~

She told me that..
If she suffers like tat..
Cover her mouth and nose with my hand..
For not letting her breathe in so much air~

Or if you had a plastic bag~
Cover her mouth and nose with it~
Same reason~~


So I covered her mouth and nose with my hand..
But Calvin say I cant do that..
And..
I GOT FRIGHTENED!!
STUPID CALVIN!!


After a quick discussion..
Me, Calvin, Fei, Joo, Andy & Ah Fu..
without the stretcher..
We+ Her..
Made it to the office...


Poh Siong went to grab a plastic bag from the canteen..
While I went to call her brother~~
He called their mom and her mom came..
And sent her to Timberland..


Woah...
Tat was really frightening...


So..
JIA!!!
DONT YOU EVER LAUGH TILL LIKE TAT!!


FEI!!
DONT YOU EVER ACT LIKE AN ORANG UTAN!! ><"